Oh my god, my dad is retired Army. While he wasn’t strict on making the bed, God forbid I showed up even ONE minute late from coming home with friends. I was in for a world of pain when I got home, and I hated that my friends never seemed to get it.

“you’re only five minutes late! Why would he be mad?”

Five minutes bro? Might as well make my peace in this world cause when I get home…I’m dead.